Re: Dragon-Talking thread II

[Guest]

Nagini-*growls at slinks closer to Draggon*

Nat-...this is gonna end badly

[draggonboy13]

I'm just gonna flip this switch

*flips a switch and an anti dragon forcefield appears*

SAFE!

[Guest]

Nagini-*flips the swich again*HAHA

Nat-.....

[Fira & Arctis]

fira-Arctis... it's piggy time
Arctis-YAYY!!!!1(flies off and returns with hogzilla)
Fira-...where did you get Hogzilla?
Arctis-...
Fira-sigh...(uses fire magic to fry hogzilla instantly)
Arctis-(flaps wings to spread Bacon scent throughout forums)
All the dragons-BACON?

[draggonboy13]

toldya nat.

fira can make bacon

flips the ultra secret dragon repelent switch...except he forgets where he hid it.

[Fira & Arctis]

All dragons except Arctis-(eating insanely)
Fira-Arctis...WHERE DID YOU GET HOGZILLA!!!???
Arctis-...
Fira-ARCTIS!
Arctis-.......
Fira-That's it.(reaches out with mind)
Arctis-nngh...Oh all right! I found it on a farm in Japan...Happy!?
Fira-YOU DID WHAT!?
Arctis...meep(Tries to fly away)
Fira-(quickly catches Arctis,eyes blazing with fire)OH, NO YOU DON'T! I HAVE TOLD YOU MORE TIMES THAN I CAN REMEMBER TO NEVER, EVER, CAPTURE HOGZILLA!!! YOU KNOW WHY I CAUGHT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE??? HUH? THAT WAS MY THANKSGIVING DINNER!!!
Arctis-Don't hurt me!!!
Fira-(eyes turn light blue again, as she seems to snap back to her senses) Now why would I hurt you? Come on, have some bacon.
Arctis-...(Okay...that was an example of my master's firey temper. NEVER mess with a partial fire elemental you have been warned...!)

[Guest]

Nat-HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

Nagini-BACON!!!
*tries to fly to Hogzilla*

Nat-*grabs Nagini by the tail and yanks her back with one hand*
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!

Nagini-.....
to get bacon

Nat-u had enough bacon for one thread

Nagini-dont kill me!!!

Nat-...why would i do that?
iv never tried to hurt anyone

Nagini-oh no?

Nat-no

Nagini-*grimaces and quotes painful post*

Sumwhere at Sumwhere.

*Nat runs by Bobby Lee*

Bobby Lee: Raawr. Whats up hot stuff?

Larknok: Bobby Lee! *Smacks Bobby Lee upside the head* *Turns towards Nat who think Larknok said it* Sorry about that Bobby Lee really gets out of han *PACHOW!* *Nat smacks Larknok in the face* Ow.

Bobby Lee: So how about a date?

Nat: NO! *smacks Larknok again*

Larknok: OW! I didn't say that its all my dog!

Nat: Oh really let me see your dog!

Larknok: *Shows dog*

Bobby Lee: *Makes puppy dog eyes face*

Nat: UGH! How dare you blame such a cute creature! *Smacks larknok again and begin to walk away*

Bobby Lee: Nice ass!

Nat: That's IT! I'm up to here with you! *makes very mom like gestures and walks up to Larknok* Now your askin for it! *Grabs Larknok by the ear and begins to pull across floor.

Larknok: *hits bump with head* Ow. *hits another bump with head* Ow. *hits a third incredibly sharp bump with head* Ow.

Nat: I hope you learned your lesson! *Drops Larknok's ear*

Larknok: *Head collapses on road* Oh, christ, how to explain this to mother.

Bobby Lee: So when should a call you! You know, for your little, job!

Nat: *Head begins to light on fire* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Larknok: Aww... shit. *Looks at Bobby Lee* Run.

Bobby Lee: Nah, i'd rather sit right here and watch.

Larknok: *begins to run in circles like a frightened japanese school girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nat: *waves a large knife in a circle above her head* AND THIS IS FOR THAT DONUT! *grabs larknok bye the collar and smashes his face into the gravel* AND THIS IS FOR ABUSING YOUR DOG! *smashes face again* AND THIS IS FOR THE POPCORN! *smashes face again* AND THIS IS FOR ASKING ME OUT! *smashes face again* AND THIS IS FOR TELLING ME I HAVE A NICE ASS! *pulls Larknok's face up for a second* Thanks. *Smashes larknok's face in again.*

LARKNOK: OW! AHHH! THE PAIN! MY FACE I CAN'T FEEL IT!

Nat: *walks over to bobby lee* Oh, poor doggy. Let me take you home with me away from this pervert. *stares*

Bobby Lee: *looks at damage she did to Larknok* Um.... Woof, Time to go home now Larknok!

Larknok: *Falls into coma* Donuts and swimming shoes, pixies! WEEEHEHEHEHEHE!

Nat-.......
that proves nothing

Nagini-hehe
i love that post

Nat-why?

Nagini-ur temper is funny

Nat-...
oh,its funny,huh?

Nagini-oh SHIT!

*5 minutes later*

Nagini-*running in circles*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Nat-*running after her with fists raised*

[Fira & Arctis]

Arctis-(watches naigini fly around like a frightened japanese schoolgirl)...now?
Fira-(also watching)...wait for it...
Arctis-(sneaks over to hogzilla, then starts stuffing her face with bacon)...mmph?(now?)
Fira-NOW!!
Arctis-MMPHPR! (oh crud!)
Both-(use ice magic to freeze Natalie and Naigini up to their necks)STOP !!!
(Natalie starts trying to wriggle free of the ice)
Both-riders and dragons do not fight like this! We're not letting you go until you say sorry and MEAN IT!!!
Fira:honestly, Natalia! Even my fire elemental side doesn't abuse my dragon like this !
Arctis:Naigini, I know you're young, but you act like a hatchling! You're too old to be so mean to your partner!
Dragons and Riders must work together to be powerful! you are not nat's master nor is she your master! Stop it!

[Zak506]

-Zak, Spike, and Shadow...are all eating bacon with the other dragons-

Zak-"BACOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Shadow-"YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Spike-"This is embarrassing...BUT ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOD"

[draggonboy13]

Lloyd and Throamsil look at each other.

Throamsil-its kinda impossible not to fight under the circumstances.

yeah, an idiotic dragon teamed up with some one who doesn't like smartalecky jokes

Throamsil-...um...I was talking about Nagini and Nat, that just sounded like us.

oh. um...

Throamsil-WHAT!

...down, or no food

Throamsil-when next you fall asleep you die.

exactly why Vlad is gonna borrow your soul before I sleep

Vlad-Woah keep the bat outta this.

nope your helping me

Vlad-Or what?!? you have no control over me.

really *whispers*

Vlad-fine

Throamsil-WHAT!?! WHAT HE TELL YA!?!

Vlad-Nothing, good nights

*throamsil falls down asleep*

[Guest]

Nat-*melts ice with hot water*
this is SO unfair
SHE STARTED IT!!!

Nagini-*melts ice with hot water from mouth*
did not
all i said was that ur temper is funny
when Lloyd says that,u dont throw a fit over it

Nat-.....
that is SO not the point right now
...though ur right
my temper IS funny

Both-*read the temper examp from other post*
hehe

[Fira & Arctis]

Fira-Thats not the-...never mind
Arctis-sigh...BACON!!!!!
Fira-OKAY!

[Guest]

Nagini-GIMMIE THAT BACON!!!

Nat-no bacon

Nagini-aww
why?!

Nat-cuz ull start the next Bacon Revolution....AGAIN

Nagini-GET OVER IT!

Nat-SCREW U!

Both-YAAAAAHHH
*dog pile each other,cloud of dust around em*

[draggonboy13]

Throamsil and Lloyd watch from a distance.

Throamsil-would it be safe to tell them the only reason Hogzilla was that big was due to radiation.

this is too funny...we'll stop them before they eat the bacon...but watch the fight

Throamsil-why does it seem that we've temperaly switch views

...*shrug* don't know...pass the popcorn?

Throamsil-sure

[Fira & Arctis]

Fira-radiation!? as if.
Arctis-then what made it so big?
Fira-...
Arctis-it was radiation.
Fira-WAS NOT...maybe...
Arctis-I can read tiny, you know.

Fira-WAS NOT...maybe...

...edited!
Fira-WAS NOT...maybe...
Arctis-Quit being an Alien!

[draggonboy13]

Throamsil-that was definately Radiation...did you see what it did to her words?

...um...I thought that was her dragon

Throamsil- -_- sure blame the dragon

[nat]

let us go to a better venue

Nagini-like LE and PoL

can someone lock this?

[he11ix]

Locks are not needed. This is a waseland now.

[Triton]

where vultures and midgets fight to teh death im gonna start a new one on LE

[Zak506]

Again...i have 20 bucks on the midgets.

[nat]

ur putting money on urself?

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